Monday, January 28, 2008

Top Ten Things to Do Waiting for Next Packers Season.

Top Ten Things to Do Waiting for Next Packers Season

1. Play Jeopardy theme song in your head after asking yourself, will Favre return?
2. Put HGH in Al Harris' cereal to help him keep up with tall receivers (like Plaxico Burris) next year.
3. Recite the Mike McCarthy mantra. "We didn't take advantage of the opportunity we were presented. We'll learn from this and continue to develop".
4. Practice "off season" tailgating skills at Brewers games.
5. Thank God you're not an avid Milwaukee NBA basketball fan.
6. Launder your Ryan Grant jersey.
7. Begin calling sports radio shows with your Packer's NFL draft selections.
8. After losing a bet, stick your tongue to Vince Lombardi statue on coldest day in Green Bay.
9. Practice for next post season at Lambeau by watching the SuperBowl outside, shirtless.
10. Refurbish worn out cheesehead.

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